im better (*.^)

June 22, 2009 at 14:54 (Uncategorized) (bored, humour)

hey guys.

just now i’ve been a bit depressed and a bit stressed.

and i think i need to relieve the pain i felt deep inside me.

then i think.

wut should i do to cheer me up.

then later on i think of sumthing!

haa..

laman web carita2 lawak,,

n then…

i found this gile2 bengong punye humour.

but pls.

*be open*

dun judge me wrongly as im just making myself happier than before.

ogeyhh peeps???

k then..

njoy ;P

This is a story about Ahbeng in search of a wife with the help of his mother, Ahkew. One day Ahbeng’s mother bring home 3 pretty girls and introduce to Ahbeng.

The 3 pretty girls name and occupation :
1.) Ahuey – Telephonist
2.) Ahmoi – Primary Skool Teacher
3.) Ahlian – Bus Conductor

Ahbeng very sexcited lar of course then.

After a while of chatting with the girls his mother asked him.

Ahkew : Ahbeng, how ? Which one you like the most ?
Ahbeng : I like Ahlian the most
Ahkew : Aiyoh bus conductor only wor! where got future wan? Ahmoi not bad leh! gomen work you know? good benefit, next time your children wanna goto skool also easy
Ahbeng : Ahmah dunwan laaa!!
Ahkew : Why dunwan?
Ahbeng : bcoz skool teacher they love to say ” PLEASE REPEAT!! DO AGAIN!!! I Want it done 10 times…SOME MORE, SOME MORE!” Like this very tiring everynite I can die one ahmah!
Ahkew : aiyoo!!! then Ahuey lar! at least she is better than Ahlian
Ahbeng : Dunwan also! ahmah, she is telephonist la! they love to say ” WAIT A MINIT! PLEASE HOLD ON!” dem potong stim lidat ahmah where got mood to make baby la?
Ahkew : Aiyoyo!!! then what u like about Ahlian so much? bus conductor only wor!!! Where got future one ?
Ahbeng : Ahmah you dunno wan la … I always take mini bus to KL, those women bus conductor always say “BANG! MASUK BELAKANG!!! MASUK DALAM SIKIT!!! DALAM ADA TEMPAT!!! MASUK MASUK!!! ” (in yingrish it means “go in behind, go deep inside! go deeper some more! inside still got place!! deeper! deeper!!!) everytime they say lidat i also very sexcited one !!!!

hahaha..

the moral of the story..

lu pikkkirrr la seniri!!!

hahaha

ngehehehee (^.^)